New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts

OR ” The Art, Science & History of the Revered Mammary Gland ” – Safe for work.

Because, that’s why ! 🙂 They signify nurturing, comfort, happiness, perhaps even safety & security. Most certainly beauty & physical attraction. However, ” Man – Boobs ” on older, fatter gentlemen signify repulsion, at least to this humble observer. 🙂

Let us celebrate the breast ! In all its magnificent sizes & variety, every day, every week, every year !


Straight men are programmed to love breasts so that they’ll play with them during sex, which triggers the woman’s maternal bonding circuitry.

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